Ass Napkin Ed's Self-Help Conundrum

Ass Napkin Ed called in to say he recently blew himself without gagging--but could only get the first couple inches into his mouth. Ed asked if it was gay, and Artie had the answer: "I'll tell you why it's gay: the good part is you're getting a blowjob but the bad part is you have a cock in your mouth. The gay stuff outweighs."

Ed claimed he didn't blow himself to completion: "It felt good and it felt bad at the same time. It was weird. It was bittersweet."