Pat Priest (who was the second actress to play Marilyn on "The Munsters") called in to say hello as part of the Out-Produce-Gary contest. Artie was skeptical: "This sounds like my waitress at the diner I go to."
Howard asked if Pat did the autograph/convention circuit and Pat she did, laughing that she rarely get's recognized – she always has to explain who she is. Howard told Pat he used to masturbate to her "like crazy" and wondered if she'd ever slept around Hollywood. Pat avoided the topic ("I wouldn't even remember now."), instead telling a story about being taught the Hebrew slang terms for penises by none other than Grandpa Al Lewis.