Ass Napkin Ed Wants to be Called the ‘King of All Naps’

Early in the show, Ass Napkin Ed called in, but when Howard introduced him, he cut in with a correction: “I don’t go by that name anymore. I go by King of All Naps.”

Robin didn’t like the new moniker – Howard agreed: “People might think he just sleeps a lot.”

Ed then asked if Howard would still call Gary a monkey if he were black, but Howard dismissed the question: “No. You don’t call a black guy a monkey.”