Captain Janks Can’t Move Forward

February 4, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Captain Janks called in to explain his recent rash of “Steve Langford’s mom is a C…” prank calls, saying: “It’s not about the news broadcast. It’s about the angle he takes. He has a problem with me…he takes stabs at me every chance he gets.”

Steve came in to retort: “Listen, we’re not the enemy. Captain Janks is his own enemy…you’re not moving forward. You need to move forward. Act like an adult. Pay the people you owe!”