Howard Bought a Urinal for ‘Man Town’

Howard revealed he’d installed a urinal in his apartment, deeming it “man-town,” as he hated to lift toilet seats: “I like standing up and peeing.”

Referencing his tendency to wipe the toilet’s rim with his feet, Howard claimed his hygienic eccentricities had expanded even further–he’s managed to create ‘system on top of system’ in the effort to not touch himself: “I’m trying to figure out a way to lift my penis with my scarf.”