JD’s Dreamdate Music Video

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard wanted to know if JD had come up with a plan for his $5,000 ‘dream-date’ with Ashley Dupre, so JD came in to say: “I believe we’ve agreed to do a music video. Right now I’m trying to decide on a concept…I have a couple ideas but I don’t know.”

Fred had one ready to go: “You be the king and she has to worship you.”

Howard was disappointed when JD balked: You don’t know how to play it.”

Howard also told JD to fire someone on-set: “That’ll make her really wet for you.”

Robin laughed at the whole idea: “Somebody said to me the other day, ‘Let me get this straight: He’s getting $5,000 to date a prostitute?'”

JD bristled: “You coulda kept that conversation to yourself, Robin.”

Howard told JD to calm down and get started: “Go over to her apartment tonight and storyboard.”