King of All Blacks Says the Prince’s Penis Is Still Too Black

March 10, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

King of All Blacks called in to update the crew on the skin tone of his newborn son’s penis: “It hasn’t lightened, but he’s darkened.”

King hoped his son would match his penis’ skin tone without getting too dark: “Like caramel. Like Robin. Like a little lighter than Robin.”

King clarified that his desire for a ‘caramel’ son was an ambiguous concern: “Robin has beautiful skin, but for my son, I want a shade lighter.”