King of All Blacks Says the Prince’s Penis Is Still Too Black
King of All Blacks Says the Prince’s Penis Is Still Too Black
March 10, 2010
King of All Blacks called in to update the crew on the skin tone of his newborn son’s penis: “It hasn’t lightened, but he’s darkened.”
King hoped his son would match his penis’ skin tone without getting too dark: “Like caramel. Like Robin. Like a little lighter than Robin.”
King clarified that his desire for a ‘caramel’ son was an ambiguous concern: “Robin has beautiful skin, but for my son, I want a shade lighter.”