Show Rundown: March 31, 2010

Janice Dickinson stops by and talks about famous people she's slept with, plus George Takei watches twin boy porn

March 31, 2010
Janice Dickinson in 2007 Janice Dickinson in 2007 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Today on the Stern Show: Breakfast cereal routines with Ben Stern; George Takei talks about the Leonard Nimoy-William Shatner “Star Trek” feud… before falling in love with twin boy porn; Howard has a hat problem; Robin is proven to be an expert diner; Howard has a great idea for a tabloid that involves two hot women and the pope; Janice Dickinson stops by to talk about modeling, reality TV and all the famous people she’s slept with; plus Steve Brandano might be in the middle of the world’s longest internship.

The Many Routines of Ben Stern

Howard details how his dad is set in his ways and keeps personal tradition like clockwork

March 31, 2010
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Howard said his father was so set in his ways, he rotates through the same 3 types of cereal in the same order–without deviation: “Even if he wants to have his hot rice cereal, he won’t have it.”

Robin asked if Ben’s routines extended to his sex life, and Howard speculated that it might: “I know my dad always had a gross of condoms. He’d buy ’em by the gross.”

Howard added that his dad’s quirks were so extreme, he once stopped hanging out with a friend because the guy loved to tell Jackie ‘The Joke Man’ Martling-style jokes: “There’s so many rules with him.”

Howard wondered how his mother would be able to maintain a structured life if Ben passed: “I was actually thinking, if I make enough money, I’ll pay the guy who played my dad in the movie to live with her.”