Richard Christy’s Stinky Balls

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Richard Christy came in to tell the crew about his recent trip to his dermatologist, saying she checked his skin for possible melanomas–and his ass for pimples: “She prescribed me some zit cream to put on it.”

Richard said his ginger coloring had probably paid for his dermatologist’s pool by now: “I get check-ups every six months…I had a thing removed from my nose actually about a year ago. I take it very seriously.”

Richard added that he hadn’t showered since the appointment, as he was hoping Sarah Silverman would take another long whiff of his genitals: “I took a leak yesterday and I could smell my balls.”