Howard Has No Remnants

August 16, 2010

Howard told Robin how he likes to use his baby wipes: “First I take one wipe and I do a complete swiping of the area. The second baby wipe I poke. I stick my finger all the way up my ass and make sure there’s nothing in there. If I see a brown dot that means I have to go back in. Sometimes I get a brown dot 4 or 5 times–after 4 or 5 baby wipes. I try to only use three…that’s called the Brown Dot Test.”

Howard fully endorsed the method: “I smell good and I have no remnants!”