Wendy Lost Princess Jasmine

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Wendy the Retard called in to ask for the show’s help finding ‘Princess Jasmine’–her dog: “I lost my puppy Sunday. And I posted signs out to see if someone will help me find my puppy because I lost my puppy.”

Robin asked how Wendy lost her puppy so Howard laughed that he had a better question: “Who gave you a puppy?” Wendy had no answer, saying she was often too confused to find the bathroom: “Sometimes I don’t know where I’m at and I run into a wall.”