A Party at Bon Jovi’s Place

Howard describes the swanky Hamptons shindig

September 7, 2010
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Howard said he’d attended a party at Jon Bon Jovi’s Hamptons home over the weekend (sans-Beth for the first part of the party) and met a beautiful woman:

“She runs Jimmy Choo shoes. Tamara Mellon. I think she dated Christian Slater for a while…there’s a catch … She’s a big earner.” Howard also talked with Ann Dexter-Jones (“Her daughter’s the one who dated Lindsay Lohan.”), Patti Smith and John McEnroe.

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Beth still hadn’t shown up when it came time to eat, so Howard wandered around with his plate, looking for a place to sit and eat. Howard saw Matt Lauer and Katie Couric sitting with Richard Gere but didn’t feel comfortable sitting with them: “I don’t know if Richard Gere likes me.”

Beth showed up shortly after and convinced Howard to introduce himself to Richard: “And this is what I hate doing but I’m doing it because I feel like I have no choice.”

Howard said his big mistake was introducing Beth as well: “Next thing I know the two of them are deep in conversation about animals and animal rescue.”

Howard joked that he felt like a male lead in Sal’s fetish films: “I definitely felt like [I was in] one of those cuckold videos.”

An introduction to Jack Nicholson went even worse: “He didn’t seem to be impressed with me or want to talk to me. It was horrible.”