David Arquette’s Mid-Life Crisis

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

David Arquette called in celebrate his 39th birthday and confessed to “having a little bit of a mid-life crisis, but you know.” David said he was still shooting ‘Scream 4’ in Ann Arbor, MI, and missed his wife–Howard sympathized: “She’s such a piece of ass. I’d do lots of shitty things to her.” David laughed: “Thank you.”