Robin’s Marathon Conspiracy

November 9, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard noted that theories were flying about Robin’s NY Marathon run. The prevalent theory–similar to the one that plagued Katie Holmes’ run–is that Robin didn’t finish or run the entire race, as the tracking device attached to her shoe never registered an official time.

Robin bristled: “I went over those last two sensors the way everyone else in the race did. Now why would I know there are two [sensors] at the finish line if I wasn’t there?”

Howard said Gange and 5 others had been standing at the finish line and never saw Robin cross, so Robin said she had a witness: “A New York Roadrunners official saw me at the end of the race and gave me a hug. Do you want to talk to that person?”

Howard jokingly asked: “Did you go to the same place Katie Holmes went? A hotel where you went to sleep? Were you on a subway at some point?”

Robin repeated that Howard should talk with Richard, the New York Roadrunners official in question: “I don’t have a Metrocard.”

A Mystery Love Match

Howard asked Robin what she was wearing tomorrow: “Tomorrow I’m bringing that guy in I want to set you up with.”

Robin said she wasn’t sure: “I’m going to have to think about that.” Howard thought Robin should wear a minidress instead of the ‘winged’ dress she wore on ‘The View’: “Don’t wear that. It will scare a guy.”

Howard also said Robin shouldn’t stress: “I’m probably wrong. See, I think he’s an attractive guy, this guy. And he’s got a job…I didn’t say, ‘I’m introducing you to Robin.’ He doesn’t even know.”