Ultimate Douchebag: Jeff the Drunk

November 29, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff the Drunk called in to complain about Howard giving Eric the Midget money–instead of him–but Howard was unsympathetic: “Dude, you are the ultimate douchebag. That’s just shameful…we don’t give you money? Did I hear you say that? I should smack you in the head.”

Jeff pressed on (“My furnace shit the bed.”) so Howard gave up and asked Ronnie and JD to make a decision: Should he give Jeff some money?

Ronnie was quick: “Get a job, you asshole!” JD agreed: “Get a job, buddy.”