Howard's Done With Eric the Midget

Howard got Eric the Midget on the line to sever his ties, as Eric has begun making threats in an effort to get his IQ test results early: "You can have the results. You're no longer on the show. And I'm not kidding this time. I'm done with you."

Howard couldn't understand what Eric didn't understand, as the IQ test bit was costly--and was done on the show just a couple months ago: "This bit cost us a lot of money...I went out of my way." Robin was happy that Howard had finally stood up to the tiny tyrant: "I'm glad your eyes are finally open."

Howard asked Eric to say his final words: "I'm done. Ok? So let's say our goodbyes."

Eric insisted he was in the right, as the show has never addressed him as Eric the Actor: "If you f'ers--if your audience wants me to start respecting you, you need to start respecting me...I hate all of you. Go to hell."