K.C. to Plead Guilty

December 2, 2010
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

K.C. Armstrong called in to say he was planning to face the charges against him in Alaska: “I’m gonna have to plead guilty, I believe. Criminal mischief…I think they’re giving me a deal.”

The deal will likely put K.C. on probation for a year: “But it’s not like I’m going to go back to Alaska. Jesus Christ.”

An APB on K.C.’s Tricky Trannie

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said he wanted to meet K.C.’s tricky trannie and see what he/she thought of K.C.’s sexual preference: “I think there is some homosexuality issue there.”

Will came in to say he’d spoken with the trannie–he/she will only talk with Howard if K.C. personally asks him/her to: “That’s what he said it would take.”

Robin laughed: “So he just wants to hear from K.C.?”

Will nodded: “Exactly.”

K.C. said he hadn’t parted ways with the trannie on the best terms–after he/she revealed his/her secret in a letter, K.C. fumed: “I wrote back and said, ‘Dude, listen, don’t do this to another guy. ‘Cause another guy is going to beat the shit out of you.”

K.C. also defended his mistake: “She had curves!”

Fred-as-the-trannie retorted: “I am curvy. My cock looks like a Coke bottle.”

K.C. later promised to make the call: “For you, Howard. I love you. I’ll go through the pain and anguish and disappointment of doing it.”