Howard's New Glasses

Howard showed the crew his new glasses, saying he'd recently bought several pairs: "I'll bring them in and try them all on for you."

Howard said he learned the same thing shopping for glasses as he did at a recent photoshoot: "You can't find a good angle with this face...what's the point? You're dressing up a turd."

Howard envied Brad Pitt: "If I could just shave a beard off and be good-looking, I'd do it."