JD Trades in Ryan Phillippe for a Mystery Woman

JD Harmeyer and Ryan PhillippeJD Harmeyer and Ryan PhillippePhoto: The Howard Stern Show

Ryan Phillippe, Who?

Lisa reported that Ryan Phillippe hadn't connected with JD over the weekend to meet up--as they'd planned--at the 'Saturday Night Live' afterparty.

JD came in to say he wasn't upset, as their plans weren't firm and the episode wasn't so great: "The beginning wasn't so good, but the last half hour was alright."

Howard thought he knew why JD wasn't upset, asking why JD wore a button-up shirt to work on Friday--JD replied that Howard was on the right track: "I went out [on a date] Friday night, yes."

Howard asked Lisa if her racial intuition was telling her anything about JD's date, and Lisa nodded: "Yes, I do have a feeling. White."

JD noted that Lisa was correct, adding that he'd kissed the lucky lady at the end of the evening: "It was like a second or third date."

Howard wondered what JD's date did for a living, but JD claimed he didn't know: "I don't necessarily remember. We don't really talk."

JD Gets Some Office Action

JD said he'd been to his date's workplace--where they'd even made out and felt each other up--but he couldn't remember what she did for a living.

Howard thought JD's story gave away a little bit: "If you got titty that means she has her own office."

JD balked at speculating any further: "I don't want to talk anymore...it's some sort of business and she does accounting-type stuff."