Howard said he'd been so proud of the Iron Man helmet Jon Favreau sent him the other day that he'd texted Ralph a photo of his new office display--only to have Ralph text a photo of his own Iron Man helmet: "Ralph's got the same goddamn Iron Man head...I am so disgusted. I am taking the Iron Man head and throwing it out the window."
Howard fumed: "Why does Favreau do this to me? Am I a bad person?"
Ralph called in to one-up Howard again: "Actually, is yours made of metal? Mine is." Howard was pissed as the mask was plastic: "No!"
Howard complained that he'd even thanked Jon with a long note and a photo of his bookshelf display--even carefully selecting the books visible in the photo: "There's a Thesaurus and a dictionary and quotes from the Bible." Howard said he'd soured on Iron Man memorabilia: "Favreau, stop sending me things. It's not working out."