Scott 'the Engineer' Bowls like Shit

Howard learned that Scott Salem was training for his upcoming appearance at the World Series of Bowling with some lackluster practice games: "How do you bowl a 119?"

Scott came in to explain: "The idea of practice is not to think about the score--to not even worry about the score...I'm trying to hit a location for a certain oil pattern."

Scott said he was preparing for the event's odd surface: "It's called Animal Patterns. It's like bowling on ice."

Before he left, Scott said he was going to Texas this weekend to continue his training--with the help of the US Olympic Bowling Team.