Pyschological Tests For Everyone: Who is the Craziest Staffer?

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Early in the show, Howard said a few members of the staff (Howard, Robin, Benjy, Fred, Steve Langford and Ronnie the Limo Driver) had taken psychological evaluations yesterday, and the test’s administrator had been super-hot. Benjy was the most obviously smitten: “He was staring at her like a maniac.”

Benjy admitted that he’d watched her closely, but only while she was interviewing Howard: “She was so f’ing into you.” Howard said he was optimistic about his results: “Years ago, I used to be very very controlling. Now I’m not as controlling…[but] I told her I was crazy. I said, ‘You can just mark me mad.'”

Howard revealed that the round of tests was really just a ruse to prove that Ronnie the Limo Driver was a nutjob: “That was the whole point of the test.” Howard thought Fred was also sure to be proven crazy, so Fred shrugged: “It’s a win-win for me.”