On Screech & the Map-Flub Queen

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Mario told the crew that he’d tried to help Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina, as she infamously flubbed the Q&A portion of the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant: “I had her arm and was kind of squeezing her arm to try to wrap it up. And she just spewed out more.” Mario also cited Dustin ‘Screech’ Diamond as someone who can’t stop running his mouth: “I’m not upset with him. I’m just disappointed in him. What happened to that guy?”