Hoboken Is Hell on St. Paddy’s day

March 8, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard listened to audio of rowdy revelers at Hoboken’s annual St. Patrick’s Day celebration and read a listener-submitted series of quotes from the police scanner that day:

1. “Party passed out drunk near McDonalds.”

2. “Knife involved. Multiple cops responding.”

3. “Very intoxicated female, attractive, passed out drunk.

4. “Female, laceration on the face, bleeding heavily. EMS en route.”

5. “Female passed out in cab at 505 Madison St.”

6. “Female passed out in port-o-john.”

7. “Drunk tries breaking into ambulance. He’s in bad shape.”

8. “Man down in Sinatra Park.”