Saddest Listener Contestant #2: John

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The second contestant, John, said he was too blind to see his prize: “I cannot see the titties.” John explained that he was legally blind, but very sensitive to light: “I can read my cellphone but in this place–here, I can’t see a damn thing.” John said he currently teaches other blind adults to use computers: “I never said it was sad story…in the email, I said, ‘My life is OK. But this would make my life that much better.’