Show Rundown: March 22, 2011
Ronnie Loves Twitter
Who Will Make the List of this Year’s Jimmy Kimmel’s Los Angeles Party?
Robin vs Gary: The Great Milk Debate
Saddest Listener Contestant #1: Jim
Saddest Listener Contestant #2: John
Saddest Listener Contestant #2: John
March 22, 2011

The second contestant, John, said he was too blind to see his prize: “I cannot see the titties.” John explained that he was legally blind, but very sensitive to light: “I can read my cellphone but in this place–here, I can’t see a damn thing.” John said he currently teaches other blind adults to use computers: “I never said it was sad story…in the email, I said, ‘My life is OK. But this would make my life that much better.’