Norm Just Wants to Say ‘Aflac’ And Leave

March 30, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Norm MacDonald stopped by to promote his new Comedy Central series, “Sports Show,” and told Howard that he, like just about every other person in the world, recently auditioned to replace Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Aflac duck.

At the audition, the casting director had him do the voice in several styles (including sexy) to “create a story.” “I thought I’d just have to say Aflac once … I just said, ‘Listen man, let me say “Aflac!” and get the fuck out of here,’” he recalled before adding, “Because I only have so many moments in my life.”