Everyone Is Hiding Something

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard asked George whether he thought his partner’s expanding waistline was Brad’s way of lashing out, but George just thought he had more of Brad to love: “I have a lot of him now…he’s trying to drive me away, is he?”

George wasn’t sure where all the weight was coming from as he and Brad usually ate the same meals: “But I don’t see him at lunch.”

Howard thought Brad was hiding his real eating habits: “Don’t you think there’s something wrong with that?” George shrugged that he masturbated in private: “Everyone is hiding something.”