Howard’s Weekend Achievement

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said he’d talked with his doctor about a pimple-like bump on his penis last week: “It was like a big hard pimple…it was a super pimple. It must’ve been an ingrown hair or something.”

The doctor said it was nothing so–just last night–Howard squeezed the life (and “a bunch of white stuff”) out of it: “I was so pleased with myself. I even woke up this morning and was like, ‘It was such a a good experience’…I was so happy.”