Robin’s Magical Mystery Tour

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard asked Robin where she planned to go during next week’s vacation, but Robin refused to say: “I’m not telling…I’m having people guess where I am going.”

Howard said it wouldn’t be hard to guess: “It’s got to be a Third World country…she goes on, like, for me–not for her, but for me–the worst vacations ever. Like, there’s nothing relaxing. It’s these shit-hole countries where Robin’s on a fact-finding mission of some sort.”

Robin told Howard he was right about the fact-finding part but refused to confirm or deny the locale’s Third World-status: “You have to figure it out.”

Howard began guessing nations in Africa while Robin denied each–eventually refusing to say anymore: “I don’t want to hear your noise. You’ll find out when I get back–if I get back.”