Show Rundown: May 3, 2011
Osama Was a Big P-ssy
Osama Bin Laden’s Death: David Arquette Was There
Courteney Cox Is Sending Confusing Signals
‘On the Mark’ Investigations
Ronnie’s Wrap-Up Rampage
Exposed: Nick DiPaolo Dyes His Hair
Exposed: Nick DiPaolo Dyes His Hair

Nick DiPaolo stopped by to promote his new comedy special, ‘Raw Nerve,’ and immediately had to answer for his ‘road comic’ status: “I’m not exactly a loser! I mean, c’mon.”
Nick also had to explain his obviously-dyed ‘do (“I still do TV a little bit…it’s showbiz.”) and frequent use of the n-word: “I’ll use it in my car if somebody cuts me off. So will you and so will Robin.”
Howard insisted he would not, so Nick joked: “I guess you don’t bet on NBA basketball.”
After Nick confessed that he was still suffering from ED, Robin diagnosed him as having high cholesterol: “Circulation is everything…if you’re having vascular problems in one area of your body, you’re having vascular problems everywhere. I know what’s going on…your arteries are getting clogged and you need to clean yourself out!”
Nick disagreed: “It’s my wife’s job to unclog that artery.”