Show Rundown: May 16, 2011
Brian Phelan’s Wee Mistake
Tech Show & Tell with Jimmy Kimmel
Jay Leno Is A Child
Andy Dick Has Been Hanging Out Backstage at’Jimmy Kimmel Live’
Charlie Sheen’s Surprise Kiss
Ted Nugent Is a Comfortable Man
Ted Came Armed to the Teeth
Ted Came Armed to the Teeth
May 16, 2011

Howard said Ted seemed to have had some trouble with the building’s security, so Ted confessed that he–and his ‘special friends’–came packing: “I got some special friends with me. I train with the Federal Marshalls. I conduct Federal raids in Texas. We had to leave some hardware in the vestibule.”
Ted said perps often recognize him as they’re being arrested: “I go, ‘Nobody’s that good looking. Shut the f’ up.'”
Ted added that he was both a deputy sheriff in Michigan and reserve deputy constable in his new home in Texas.