Show Rundown: May 16, 2011
Brian Phelan’s Wee Mistake
Tech Show & Tell with Jimmy Kimmel
Jay Leno Is A Child
Andy Dick Has Been Hanging Out Backstage at’Jimmy Kimmel Live’
Charlie Sheen’s Surprise Kiss
Ted Nugent Is a Comfortable Man
Ted Came Armed to the Teeth
Ted Came Armed to the Teeth
May 16, 2011
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Howard said Ted seemed to have had some trouble with the building’s security, so Ted confessed that he–and his ‘special friends’–came packing: “I got some special friends with me. I train with the Federal Marshalls. I conduct Federal raids in Texas. We had to leave some hardware in the vestibule.”
Ted said perps often recognize him as they’re being arrested: “I go, ‘Nobody’s that good looking. Shut the f’ up.'”
Ted added that he was both a deputy sheriff in Michigan and reserve deputy constable in his new home in Texas.