It’s Better to Be A Horse Than to Ride One

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Gary came in to ask if winning horses are ever conscious of their victories, but neither Ramon nor Jesus thought so. Howard then asked if they’d ever seen a jockey break his neck; Ramon nodded soberly: “Many.” Ramon credited his success to a calculated life: “I don’t bet. I don’t gamble at all.” Howard thanked them for coming by: “You know what I learned today? It’s better to be horse than a jockey.”