Jeff the Drunk Turns Down Sex

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jeff the Drunk called in to say he wouldn’t be taking up Tabitha Steven’s offer of on-camera anal sex: “Because I’ve decided not to f’ing do it, ok?”

At first, Jeff blamed the cameras (“I’m not a porno guy…I do not want to be on film.”), so Robin asked what he was afraid of: “Are you going into politics?”

Jeff then confessed his real reason–Tabitha’s decade-long claim that he’d been unable to perform last time: “She kept that story going for ten years–that I didn’t get hard. And now, all of a sudden, ‘Oh yeah, it was hard.’ F’ that.”