Get Out of the Pool, Gary

July 18, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said he also had Gary and his wife, Mary, out to his house over the break, and watched as Gary stalled their departure with a leisurely swim: “His wife was circling the pool. Completely irritated.”

Gary said Mary wanted to get home to check on their eldest son, Jackson, after two nights away: “[She] figured, like, three nights leaving him home alone [was too much]…it was the first time we’d left him at home by himself.”