Sal Was the Worst Best Man

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard said much of the festivities focused more on Richard & Sal than Richard and his now-wife, Christie: “I think they’re trying to be weird. It’s not even genuine…the whole thing was a complete goof.” True to form, Sal began his Best Man’s toast by crudely complimenting the Maid of Honor: “What a hot piece of ass, huh? Not too shabby. Not too shabby!” As the clip played out, Sal’s toast turned into a roast: “They say behind every great man is a great woman. And tonight certainly proves that too. It takes a great woman to marry a man who once pooped in a coffee can and baked it for fun. It takes a great woman to marry a man who likes to be tucked into bed by elves–at the age of 37. And it takes a great woman to marry a man who fantasizes about being chloroformed and depantsed by his f’ing boss.”