Daily Rundown: August 9, 2011
Ronnie Is Untrainable
Is Tim Sabean Still a Low-Key Guy?
ERIC THE MIDGET’S TEN DEMANDMENTS
JD Needs to Get Real
JD Needs to Get Real

After Howard learned that JD was jealous of all the attention Jared got from the female guests at Richard’s wedding, JD came in to explain: “I wasn’t necessarily upset at that. I was upset that it was being pointed in my face…I know I’m ugly. You don’t have to tell me.”
Howard shrugged: “You’re not helping things by looking like you swallowed a basketball. You gotta lose some weight.”
JD revealed that he now weighed in at over 200lbs: “Trust me, I know the battles I’m fighting.” Howard thought JD would do better if he’d immediately rule out the hottest chick in the room as a potential date, but JD didn’t know how: “I like who I like. What the hell?”
Howard said he never had a problem getting laid before he was famous–by hooking up with several 3s instead of one 10: “I’d get up to 9. I just had to multiply.”