Hold Everything: Is George Takei Pstchotic?

September 19, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

George joked that that the idea wasn’t to buy high and sell low, so Bill bristled: “Put a foot in that guy’s mouth, will ya?”

As George laughed, Bill insisted he had no hard feelings: “Actually I don’t. And that’s the real Bill.” George said he knew Bill meant well: “He only thinks I’m psychotic.”

Bill confirmed it: “But that makes you interesting. Your psychoses make you interesting.”

To confirm that he was indeed speaking with the real Bill Shatner, George asked about the last time they’d run into each other: “I had like 3 or 4 people around me…”

Bill didn’t seem to recall, joking: “Sycophants, I believe they’re called.”

George shot back that Bill might be the psychotic here–but Bill said he’d missed the point: “I’m not saying I’m not psychotic. I’m saying you’re psychotic.”