Robo-David Arquette Is Armed & Dangerous

September 21, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Late in the show, David Arquette called in to discuss ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ and Howard encouraged him not to turn into a publicist-approved Robo-David: “You can be yourself a little bit. A little bit. Don’t get carried away.”

David joked that he’d do his best (“I could whip my cock out.”), but was committed to his sobriety and dance partner: “You know, she’s an incredible girl. I like her very much. But I’m being professional about it.”

Howard asked if David was still dating the same girl, and David evaded the question: “I don’t have a girlfriend per se. I don’t know what’s going on.”

But whatever is going on is not going on with Courteney Cox–that’s definitely over: “The romantic aspect of our relationship died. You have to nurture it. You have to keep it going.”

Whitney then said she’d love to date David should she ever break up with her current boyfriend, so David laughed: “That’s great. I can’t wait to hold a gun to your head.”