Mr. Skin stopped by to announce his website's annual Anatomy Awards and discuss its latest feature, Playlist, a means of turning search terms like "nip slip" into one long highlight reel: "It's probably the biggest 'skinnovation' we've ever had."
Mr. Skin said it now only took seconds to compile "all the times you can see butthole in a movie...back to back to back."
Howard marveled at the news: "The fact that you're investing millions in this technology..."
But before he could finish, Robin cut in, laughing: "It's awfully shameful."
Undaunted, Mr. Skin then announced this year's Anatomy Awards:
Most Niptastic Nips: Milla Jovovich in 'Stone'
Best Breasts: Jessica Pare in 'Hot Tub Time Machine'
Best Lesbian Scene: Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in 'Chloe'
Best Nude Butt: Jessica Alba in 'The Killer Inside Me'
Best TV Series: a tie between 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'Spartacus'
Best Glowing Boobs: Lola Davidson in 'The Caretaker'
Best Child Star Growing Up & Out: Christy Carlson Romano 'Mirrors 2'
Best Naked & Dead Scene: Christina Ricci in 'Afterlife'
Best Sex Scene in a Bar: Mary Louise Parker in 'Weeds'
Most Anticipated Nude Scene: Brooklyn Decker
Best Bikini: Kim Kardashian on 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
Best Cameltoe: Kiele Sanchez in '30 Days of Night'
Best Network Nip Slip: Leven Rambin on ABC's 'Scoundrels'
Best BluRay Discovery: Bridgette Bardot in 'Contempt' -- Mr. Skin praised the new technology for enriching the classic film: "We actually found an ass hair...we did a careful analysis at the Skinlab."