Mr. Skin’s Latest Skinnovation and the 2011 Anatomy Award Winners

February 23, 2011
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Mr. Skin stopped by to announce his website’s annual Anatomy Awards and discuss its latest feature, Playlist, a means of turning search terms like “nip slip” into one long highlight reel: “It’s probably the biggest ‘skinnovation’ we’ve ever had.”

Mr. Skin said it now only took seconds to compile “all the times you can see butthole in a movie…back to back to back.”

Howard marveled at the news: “The fact that you’re investing millions in this technology…”

But before he could finish, Robin cut in, laughing: “It’s awfully shameful.”

Undaunted, Mr. Skin then announced this year’s Anatomy Awards:

Most Niptastic Nips: Milla Jovovich in ‘Stone’

Best Breasts: Jessica Pare in ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’

Best Lesbian Scene: Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in ‘Chloe’

Best Nude Butt: Jessica Alba in ‘The Killer Inside Me’

Best TV Series: a tie between ‘Boardwalk Empire’ and ‘Spartacus’

Best Glowing Boobs: Lola Davidson in ‘The Caretaker’

Best Child Star Growing Up & Out: Christy Carlson Romano ‘Mirrors 2’

Best Naked & Dead Scene: Christina Ricci in ‘Afterlife’

Best Sex Scene in a Bar: Mary Louise Parker in ‘Weeds’

Most Anticipated Nude Scene: Brooklyn Decker

Best Bikini: Kim Kardashian on ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’

Best Cameltoe: Kiele Sanchez in ’30 Days of Night’

Best Network Nip Slip: Leven Rambin on ABC’s ‘Scoundrels’

Best BluRay Discovery: Bridgette Bardot in ‘Contempt’ — Mr. Skin praised the new technology for enriching the classic film: “We actually found an ass hair…we did a careful analysis at the Skinlab.”