Howard's Weekend Achievement

Howard said he'd talked with his doctor about a pimple-like bump on his penis last week: "It was like a big hard was a super pimple. It must've been an ingrown hair or something."

The doctor said it was nothing so--just last night--Howard squeezed the life (and "a bunch of white stuff") out of it: "I was so pleased with myself. I even woke up this morning and was like, 'It was such a a good experience'...I was so happy."