Noel, Robin's Gentleman Caller

Late in the show, King of All Blacks stopped by with a match for Robin--his cousin, Noel, who was an hour late: "Better late than not late, you know?"

Howard clearly did not agree. Robin didn't either: "It doesn't make a good impression."

Noel was honest about his low-paying job as a prosecutor/investigator for the Taxi and Limousine Commission: "It's important. [But] it doesn't pay enough."

Asked to describe his former work as a body guard/security consultant, Noel continued to talk in maxims: "It's not always being well with your hands. It's being well with you mind have to decline instead of incline."

Noel then turned to Robin: "As I'm talking to you now, I'm looking at you. You're smiling. It has to mean something."

Howard asked King to show, using his hands, how big Noel's penis was, and Robin was shocked: "You're putting your hands very far apart!"

Howard laughed: "Robin, could you even handle all of that?"

Robin flatly declined so Howard tried to let Noel down easy: "She has a very dainty clitoris."

Robin later said she didn't think King had made a match: "I don't think we're gonna..."