Benjy’s Sloppy…Fourths? Fifths?

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Howard noted that Benjy’s girlfriend, Elisa Jordana, had previously dated several celebrities, including Vin Diesel, Ethan Hawke and Matt Dillon–though half the women in Manhattan’s Upper West Side have been hit on by Matt Dillon: “If you weren’t hit on by Matt Dillon, I think you were a tranny.” Gary added another name to the list: “And this one’s a rumor: Derek Jeter.” Robin took a second to put herself in Elisa’s shoes: “Wait a minute! What happened to that ride that had Ethan Hawke and Matt Dillon on it? Did I fall off the ride? Did I hit my head?” Benjy had little to add, except–at Howard’s request–to explain that Hawke was able to pick up Elisa by simply complimenting her jacket.