Jessica on Thai Hookers & Magic Penises

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Jessica claimed Mitch had broken the first rule with a Thai hooker—instead of banging her, he’d made love to her, holding out for nearly two hours. “You’re just supposed to f’ her … [but] he wants every girl to like him,” she noted.

Mitch said he’s since gotten better, referencing a time he banged Jess’ best friend while she slept next to them. “Jess just woke up kind of groggy and started masturbating [while] watching us,” he explained.