The Bigfoot Game

June 19, 2012
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Howard offered a caller named Red Gypsy the opportunity to play The Bigfoot Game, explaining that Bigfoot had been asked a series of simple trivia questions–if Red Gypsy can guess whether or not Bigfoot answered the questions correctly, she’ll take home a cash prize. Three out of five wins. The questions, followed Red Gypsy’s bet, and Bigfoot’s answers: 1. Who was the first president of the United States? Red Gypsy: Yes. Bigfoot: “Bush?” 2. The early bird gets the ____? Red Gypsy: No. Bigfoot: “The worm.” 3. Who was the first man on the moon? Red Gypsy: No. Bigfoot: “Clinton?” 4. Beauty is in the eye of the _______? Red Gypsy: Never. Bigfoot: “Beauty is in the mind of the beast.” 5. What number makes a blackjack? Red Gypsy: No. Bigfoot: “21.” Pressed for a bonus round and fresh out of Bigfoot clips, Howard asked Sal a question: What are the 49th and 50th states? Red Gypsy won, betting that Sal would (confound expectation and) come up with Hawaii and Alaska.