Howard’s Mild Years

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Speech Impediment Man called in to ask if Beth had asked Howard to try any of the bondage techniques she’s been reading about in ’50 Shades of Grey.’ But Howard said no: “I’m not going to put clothespins on her nips. Because that’s just gross. And I’m not going to drip wax on her. … It’s so much work.” Howard said his current tastes were pretty mild: “I’m just happy when I get to bang my wife without a dog or a cat around.”