The Bachelorette is Dumb

July 23, 2012

Howard said he’d stayed up late watching last night’s finale of ‘The Bachelorette’: “She’s super hot but she’s so dumb. … Having said that, I would marry her. I don’t care if she can talk. Who needs her talking. You should see how hot she is.” This season’s star, Emily, chose a rich philanthropist over an unemployed race car driver–clearing up any questions about her values: “She wasn’t in love with him. It’s an economic decision.”