Last Night’s ‘AGT’ Winner: An Amazing Ass

August 22, 2012
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Early in the show, Jeff the Drunk called in to register his favorite moment from last night’s episode of AGT: “For me, it must have been the bow and arrow dude.” Jeff said he voted the (maximum) 10 times for said “crossbow guy”, one Ben Blaque, an effort Howard appreciated, noting Ben’s secret weapon: “How about that guy’s assistant? I don’t know anything about this girl, but I was like, ‘Forget the bow and arrow guy.’ I mean, her ass!” Wolfie also called in to agree with Howard’s assessment: “That girl’s ass is beautiful.” Howard said he’d looked closely, as any man might, and couldn’t discern a panty line. Remarkably, Ben told Howard that their relationship is platonic: “He claims that they’re just friends. That’s the unbelievable part of his act. That’s why he should go through.”