Ass Napkin Ed Left in an Ambulance

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Ass Napkin Ed called in to recount his recent trip to Las Vegas for a Ronnie’s Block Party event, claiming he’d been sober at the event, despite reports that he’d fought Speech Impediment Man and, later, left in an ambulance: “Because it was a 120 degrees!” Howard wondered if Ed had ever *not* found trouble when he left the house, so Ed scoffed: “I’m schizophrenic, Howard. I should stay home because I’m schizophrenic? You’re prejudiced.”