‘Mitt Romney Jr.’ Calls In

October 31, 2012

“Mitt Romney Jr.” called in to ask why his dashing looks hadn’t already won him the election: “I’m kind of like George Clooney if he were a homophobe and a bigot.” Mitt also commended the example Obama set for other African-Americans (“He not only got a job, but he kept if for four years.”), and reaffirmed his position: “I don’t have time to waffle anymore. F’ that guy. Vote for me.”