‘Bobo’s Not So Stupid!’

January 2, 2013
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Bobo scrambled, producing a police scanner (“See? Bobo’s not so stupid!”), but it failed, leaving him and Sal in the locked studio: “Everything’s coming down! … What are we going to do? We’re trapped like rats!” Breathing into a paper bag, Bobo moaned that he was going to die without his hero (“Howard’s not even here!”), and second, letting down his son: “I was supposed to pick my kid up from school! This f***ing sucks.”